Straight out of the R and still waiting on the D, our latest take on *coughs* self-defense products is available! Right handed only, because lefties got enough tricks up their sleeves already... GlowKatars!

Sharper than a razor and my wits combined, which might actually start going into some math about fractions depending on how long I've been awake, our GlowKatar is a perfecty dispensable weapon of no one's particular choice, but just imagine the look on your victim's... excuse me... assailant's face when you flash this hypnotic beast around!