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amazetalents
You never cease to amaze me with all your talents.

anyidea
Do you have any idea what's out there?

asksomething
Can I ask you something?

basicallygeek
Basically he was a geek sir.

braindeadsycophant
You know, we'd love to stick around but brain dead sycophant left my buddy out here to die.

brb
Keep the lights on. I'll be back.

buttsnorkeling
Ah, they're just tired of your butt-snorkeling.

canucksvancouver
I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are superior warriors.

captaindoctor
You should call me captain, not doctor.

comeonfelger
Oh come on Felger.

dialinghome
Daniel, want to start dialing home?

didwrongfix
Find out what I did wrong so I can fix it.

dontgetthat
I don't get that.

dontsaybye
Don't you dare say goodbye cause you damn well better be coming back...soon.

doorhitass
Don't let the door hit your on the way out.

enemyairspace
Colonel. I logged over a hundred hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. That tough enough for you?

gateactivation
SFX gate activation

gateopen
Get this gate open.

gatetravel
SFX gate travel

getmeout
Get me the hell out of here!

goodbyesuck
Yeah. Goodbyes really suck.

goodmorning
Good morning campers.

goodseeyou
It's good to see you.

guiltysolution
Look. I-I need you to get past feeling guilty and focus on finding a solution.

hathor
We are Hathor.

hellculture
The hell with culture.

hello
Hello.

heroesexist
At least my heroes exist.

hinky
Hinky?

jaffakree
Jaffa, kree.

likewomen
I like women.

lucyhome
Lucy, I'm home.

majorcarter
Major Carter.

mentalillness
This mental illness contagious?

messedup
Yeah. We sort of messed that up.

missanything
Hey Jack. Did I miss anything?

missionnit
We're on a mission you nit.

moresurprises
You got any more surprises?

noescape
There is no escape.

nosir
No sir.

notchancehell
Oh there's not a chance in hell.

notdiecoombs
You are not going to die Coombs.

notlucy
I am not Lucy.

nowheretogo
I have nowhere to go.

omg
Oh my god.

onlyhostleave
Only the host can leave this place... Alive.

passoutagain
I'm going to pass out again.

permissionbargein
Permission to barge in sir?

problemscientists
I just got a little problem with scientists.

ranksalutation
It is appropriate to refer to a person by their rank, not their salutation.

redshirts
We might as well be wearing red shirts.

reproductiveorgans
And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.

samuelscynic
Oh come on Samuels. Let me be the cynic around here, okay?

seewizard
We're off to see the wizard.

shutdownnow
Shut it down... Now!

somethinghinky
Something hinky's definitely going on here and it's up to you and I to find out what it is.

sorryruinday
Sorry to ruin your day.

standdown
SG-1 is on stand down until your next mission comes up. Dismissed.

statementhumorous
I did not intend for my statement to be humorous.

staymyplace
For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go.

supercomputers
It took us fifteen years and three super computers to macgyver a system for the gate on Earth.

supposedhappen
That wasn't supposed to happen.

teamstargate
Permission to take a team through the Stargate sir.

tenderresignation
I've come to tender my resignation.

thatinsane
Well. That was insane.

thorasgard
I am Thor. Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet.

tinglyfeeling
I was always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys.

topsecret
People. What I've spoken of in this room is classified S.C.I. top secret.

trekconvention
If this was a Trek Convention, you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon.

unbindkneel
You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess.

updatedwill
I knew I should have updated my will before agreeing to off-world assignments.

verywell
Very well.

violationtreaty
Your presence here is a violation of the Protected Planets Treaty and you must withdraw immediately.

vulcanfelger
Vulcan Felger, Vulcan.

watchbacksides
Watch out lovely backsides.

whatdictionary
In what dictionary?

whatfigureout
Okay. So what did we just figure out?

whathappened
What just happened?

whatsgoingon
Please tell me you know what's going on around here.

whoadanny
Whoa Danny.

whoopsorry
Whoops. Uh, sorry.

whygoing
That would be why we're going.

womenbarsmovie
Now I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie.

worldstrange
Your world is a strange place.

wowmiracle
Wow. That's a miracle.

wowride
Wow. What a ride.

yeahword
Yeah. It's a word.

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