Someone using my GlowShield and GlowHelmet may have considerable protection, combat effectivity, and enough style already to make anyone walking my go, "My goodness! They're on fire!", but how could they be complete without my newly designed and affordably priced GlowGloves!?

Besides offering protection against burns, electrical discharge, slippery things, icky things, sharp things, broken nails, and papercuts, this wonderful creation utilizes 'Stick It To The Physics' technology to allow the wearer vast strength and squishing capacity through creating an unstable hole in the underlying subspace and by pulling energy from the ensuing, possibly apocalyptic cosmic rift! Yay!

Derivers... this is not limited to the glowy opacity effect. I don't see how I could possibly add any explanation to the layout of this map... just... figure it out!