This is the General Audience version of my Floral Extravaganza, MCG-fixed. To be honest, I hadn't even noticed the other version had "red bits" at all, nor that it had been sent to AP by the moronic zealots of MCG, who don't seem to watch the kind of "coverage" MTV presents us with on a daily basis. Our kids certainly do...
Anyway: A world-class celebrity wore something like this to an Oscar ceremony. A knitted floral pattern over a silk transparent screen, brought to full glory by a profusion of draped crymson satin. Regal.

Naturally, Shoes and Author not included.