Are invading Newbies getting on your nerves? Is a Communist Army about to take over your chat room? Fight back with the Body Guard Robot! This massive, highly armed robot, can level armies, take out tanks, and vacuum up pet hair. And he even has a list of commands every bit as large as he is! "Hi", "Bye", "Cannon", "Chainguns", "Bye", "Yay", "OMG", "GunCheck1", "GunCheck2", "Whatever", "Yes", "No", "SadFace", "CrazyFace", "DeadFace"