Sticker Reads: (TRANSPARENT. On background for Sample Only) How to spank a brat... First step... catch her. Second step...hold on to her. Third step... while holding on to her. Try to get to your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on. Fourth step... carry her to the bed Fifth step... stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying to hold on to her) Sixth step... catch her again Seventh step... threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still Eighth step... catch her again. Ninth step... threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop laughing. Tenth step... drag her back to the bed Eleventh step...secure her wiggling body Twelfth step... choose your paddle/ crop/ flogger/ whatever is handy. Thirteenth step...gag her to stop the giggling. Fourteenth step...repeatedly smack her till she quits shaking with laughter. Fifteenth step...continue spanking till she starts to moan. Sixteenth step... give up. No matter what you do, you know she's enjoying the hell out of it. This isn't punishment, it's her way of making you please her.