The Dork Head
(This version is for MEN ONLY! Women's Sold Separately!)

Are you're friends taking you too seriously? Ready for some Stupid Silly Fun?! Then pop on the Dork Head! This bizarre head replacement will will have you grinning like a fool, with ENORMOUS TEETH, dweeby ears, and big bug eyes. The Dork Head works with any Skin and/or Eye coloring, allowing you to be stupid in every stupid color of the rainbow. It's so Retarded, it's GENIUS!

Commands:
"EarFlap" - Allows you to show off those head flaps!

PLEASE NOTE: This item will only correctly fit the Female Avie Torso. The head may or may not work with other Avie torsos. It also replaces the Avie's Head and won't work with any other Avie head replacements. It works with any Female IMVU Avie skin, with some minor distortions, but will envelope all but the largest hairstyles. Just to be certain it will work with your outfit, please use TRY IT before you BUY IT! There will be NO REFUNDS if it doesn't work with your existing outfit or body type.

Wish the Dork had some SOUND EFFECTS!? Well then, quite complaining and DERIVE it! Make your own version, and even sell it the catalog for a small markup over my original, and keep the extra profits for yourself! You can express yourself AND earn credits at the same time. How's that for a sweet deal? You'll need a full account on IMVU, as well as a copy of Previewer. You can find out more about Deriving on the IMVU's Education Center.

To add sound, I highly recommend you download and use Audacity. It's a free sound editing tool that can export out OGG sound files. OGG sound files compress down to less then 1/10th the file size of WAV files. SO USE OGG FILES!!! You can download it here:
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/