Now heres a lad who means business... two guns AND a sword!!! Aye, the scallywag knows how to protect his barrel! Ye don't want to mess around with him unless ye think ye can take him on! Watch out, he's fast, (no wind resistance, aye, he's all bones!) But don't think he's dense (Och the puns just keep coming out!) he has brains hidden under that hat! Look at those legs, who could resist??? Give him a wee home on your page, I'm sure he'll protect you as much as his barrel!

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