SOUND MAKES IT REAL!!!

RIGHTEOUS-looking triple-flavour soda dispenser!! Animated with cool bubbles. Bro, if Sean Connnery wanted an orange soda (or lemon-lime or grape!), splashing down into a waiting cup of crushed ice, THIS is where he'd come to get it!! Sharp appearance makes it right at home in decors old, new, or in the far-flung future. This model carries the "Funta" logo for realism. See my catalog for same look but without the logo.

Sound trigger: fizz (pretty self-explanatory). So real your mouth will water - better lay in some Nehi, RCQ, or Fanta in your real fridge before you use this beauty.

Grey's Mercantile Policies:

REFUNDS - The last refund I gave was to Methuselah's grand-dad when he was a boy. I paid him off in shekels, some shiny beads, and a goat. Don't count on getting the NEXT refund. The Try-It feature is there for your use, please USE IT. By the way, the goat ran away and came back to ME....if there's a moral in that, I'm not sure what it is, but you can bet it works out in my favour.

QUESTIONS - I'll gladly answer any questions you may have, provided (1) you ask civilly and (2) I know the answers (questions like "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?" will likely be ignored). I'll also happily consider custom work or custom versions of my products. I don't usually charge custom dev fees, provided the work isn't too extensive, and of course, provided I can sell the item or a generic version of it in my catalog.