Observing the insane fascinations kids come up with these days, I have determined that the next trend will be wearing pointy objects lodged in the neck! To get a hold on the market before it occurs, I've created NECK DARTS! These aren't -ordinary- competition darts, they're specifically marketed just to jab into your neck and be the coolest of the cool, the neetest of the neet, the most convincing of the posers! Wee!