Ah, the Vespa scooter (or Lambretta, Piaggio, Cushman, etc.) - what mode of transportation can equal it? 50cc's of annoying buzzpower clattering away down there someplace, bugs in your teeth, and totally at the mercy of everything else on the road including pedestrians. BUT - holy Chrome, they were (and are) well made, they get like 8,000 miles to the gallon, they're cheap, and let's face it - they're FUN. Get yours now! Happy motoring!!! For operating instructions and sound triggers, see below.

Operating Instructions:

There are several spots to hit on the scooter: two on the seat for normal riding poses. One on each handlebar - hit the left for a long left-hand oval run. Hit the right for a long figure-8 run. The rearmost spot will put your avatar in a "towed" position, hanging on behind the bike. We find it fun to put roller-skates on for that position.

Sound Triggers:

crank - engine start and idle

idle - 20 seconds of idling engine

rrr - 20 seconds of running engine, including gear upshifting

beep - horn (DUH)

Grey's Mercantile Policies:

REFUNDS - The last refund I gave was to Methuselah's grand-dad when he was a boy. I paid him off in shekels, some shiny beads, and a goat. Don't count on getting the NEXT refund. The Try-It feature is there for your use, please USE IT. By the way, the goat ran away and came back to ME....if there's a moral in that, I'm not sure what it is, but you can bet it works out in my favour.

QUESTIONS - I'll gladly answer any questions you may have, provided (1) you ask civilly and (2) I know the answers (questions like "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?" will likely be ignored). I'll also happily consider custom work or custom versions of my products. I don't usually charge custom dev fees, provided the work isn't too extensive, and of course, provided I can sell the item or a generic version of it in my catalog.